This family recently secretly lobbied to recieve even more money from government fundsset up to help people on low incomes.
Their essentially a family of thieves, hey ho. Part of our long tradition and everything.
Time perhaps for and end?
CIVIL LIST: Organised freebies on a massive scale. See also Tax dodges.
COURT CORRESPONDENT: Lackey, servile person.See also Eunuch.
CROWN: Symbol of sporting success, e.g. Heavyweight Crown,Triple Crown.
CROWN JEWELS: Booty; ill-gotten gains; stolen goods.
DUKE: John Wayne.
EMPEROR: Large penguin or butterfly.
EMPIRE: Territory of large penguin (or butterfly)
KING: Term of adulation bestowed on those who have given great pleasure, e.g. Elvis Presley; Barry John; John Charles.
MONARCH: Type of butterfly, also head of politically immature state.
MONARCHY: System of government favoured by politically immature people in which the head of state is determined by an accident of birth.( Constititutional Monarchy: A contradiction in terms.)
NOBILITY: Descendants of minor thieves and murderers.
PRINCE: Adrogynous US pop star.
PRINCE OF WALES: Popular pub name, also person without purpose.
PRINCESS: Expensive clothes horse.
QUEEN: Pop group of decadent style.
QUEENMUMGODBLESSER: Deceased, fantastic pensioner created by tabloid journalists.
ROYALTY: Descendants of major thieves and murderers. See also The Mafia and Freemasonry.
ROYAL WATCHER: Member of worthless profession. See also Disc Jockey, Estate Agent, Stockbroker.
SUBJECT: Person better described as object.
THRONE: Seat; toilet seat (vulgar), see also:
Heir to the throne:Next in line for toilet.
Heir apparent:Only person waiting outside toilet.
Heir presumptive:Person who thinks he should always be first in the queue for the toilet.
Loyalty to the throne:constipation.