Old people - we'll take your house and your pension and make sure you pay for your own social care
Young people - We offer you no future
Poor people - we'll keep making you poorer
Benefit Claimants - we will exterminate, exterminate
Children - buy your own lunch you scroungers, Theresa May strong and stable will steal the food from your table
Workers - have less money
Public Services - Cut, Cut, Cut
An affordable home for every landlord
Tax dodging corporations - we'll spend even less chasing you
Cut taxes to the rich
Corrupt millionaires - don't worry we're getting rid of the serious fraud office
Kill more wildlife
Corporate Media - Thank you for having our back , we'll cancel that pesky enquiry into your ethics
NHS - cackling laughter and the sound of circling vultures
More Fracking
Hard Brexit
No turning back
Strong and Stable
Light on detail
Repeat , Strong and Stable
Vote Conservative June 8th
You Know it makes no sense at all
( Disclaimer: We don't have to live in the dystopia outlined by Theresa May . The wonderful thing about living in a democracy is that we have a choice, a fairer Britain or the backward vision summarised here.)
